I Always Suspected As Much

Shoes are bad for you. In the words of my buddy Robert, I can’t stand the God-damned foot coffins.

One Response to “I Always Suspected As Much”

  1. rpl says:

    I wish I could claim credit for “foot coffins”, but I’m pretty sure I lifted it from my old college roommate Dennis, a good old boy from Stuart, FL. Now he’s a lawyer, and he wears a suit (presumably tricked out with well-heeled foot coffins) every day. How times change.