{"id":1065,"date":"2008-12-17T14:12:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2008-12-17T14:12:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:12:02","slug":"hmmm-you-smell-like-grease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1065","title":{"rendered":"Hmmm &#8230; You Smell Like Grease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the <a href=\"http:\/\/gothamist.com\/2008\/12\/15\/smell_like_burger_king_with_new_bod.php\">deuce<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just in time for <del datetime=\"2008-12-17T20:10:03+00:00\">your mom<\/del> Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men&#8217;s body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers. But isn&#8217;t this what they spray on the burgers already for authenticity? No! According to a press release, &#8220;The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAME\u00e2\u201e\u00a2, a new men&#8217;s body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat. A favorite of the King, FLAME\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 is available for purchase for a limited time at select Ricky&#8217;s retailers in-store or online.&#8221; Because nothing&#8217;s more romantic than the scent of mass-produced beef patties&#8230;except maybe the sultry FLAME\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 website, which is really putting us in the mood (for salad).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I have the wrong number of X-chromosomes to answer this.  But do women really get turned on by the smell old grease and broken dreams?  No wonder I couldn&#8217;t get lucky in high school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the deuce? Just in time for your mom Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men&#8217;s body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers. But isn&#8217;t this what they spray on the burgers already for authenticity? No! According to a press release, &#8220;The King is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1065\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hmmm &#8230; You Smell Like Grease<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-hb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}