{"id":123,"date":"2007-04-11T22:32:16","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T04:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-04-11T22:32:16","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T04:32:16","slug":"soaked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Soaked!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should never go in to work.  A root beer in my laptop bag decided to leak, soaking my cell phone, my powerbook cord &#8212; of which I need a perfect one since TSA decided to bash the side of my powerbook &#8212; netflix DVDs.  Fortunately, it seems like my powerbook itself escaped the worst.  But man, what a way to start my day.  Hence, there will be light blogging for some time, until I pay Apple another seventy fucking dollars for about my 78th powerbook cord in the last three years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should never go in to work. A root beer in my laptop bag decided to leak, soaking my cell phone, my powerbook cord &#8212; of which I need a perfect one since TSA decided to bash the side of my powerbook &#8212; netflix DVDs. Fortunately, it seems like my powerbook itself escaped the worst. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=123\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Soaked!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2BzKF-soaked","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}