{"id":1251,"date":"2009-04-01T17:22:14","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T23:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2009-04-01T17:22:14","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T23:22:14","slug":"dont-touch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1251","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Touch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This whole business of whether Michelle Obama <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/world\/article\/0,8599,1888962,00.html?cnn=yes\">touched<\/a> the Queen is matter of supreme indifference to me.  I don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s ass for monarchs and I severely doubt most of the British public cares.  This is only of interest to that odd and annoying group &#8212; Royal Watchers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This whole business of whether Michelle Obama touched the Queen is matter of supreme indifference to me. I don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s ass for monarchs and I severely doubt most of the British public cares. This is only of interest to that odd and annoying group &#8212; Royal Watchers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-kb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1252,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}