{"id":1391,"date":"2009-05-14T08:42:29","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T14:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2013-07-23T09:41:24","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T15:41:24","slug":"the-rocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=1391","title":{"rendered":"The Rocket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll say this for <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/mlb\/news\/story?id=4160521\">Roger Clemens<\/a>.  Either he really didn&#8217;t take steroids or he&#8217;s the stupidest man on Earth.  (Warning: link automatically starts up ESPN video.  What the hell, ESPN?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll say this for Roger Clemens. Either he really didn&#8217;t take steroids or he&#8217;s the stupidest man on Earth. (Warning: link automatically starts up ESPN video. What the hell, ESPN?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[61,310,404,80],"class_list":["post-1391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-baseball","tag-roger-clemens","tag-sports","tag-steroids"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-mr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1391"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6084,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions\/6084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}