{"id":2126,"date":"2009-11-30T09:24:55","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T15:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2009-11-30T09:26:30","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T15:26:30","slug":"holy-coyote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=2126","title":{"rendered":"Holy Coyote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/photos\/animals\/luckycoyote.asp\">Wow<\/a>.  This seems like a metaphor for some relationships I&#8217;ve been in (&#8220;Mike was run over by a cute blonde girl and remained trapped for eight months, but escape relatively unscathed.  Insert your own bumper joke.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. This seems like a metaphor for some relationships I&#8217;ve been in (&#8220;Mike was run over by a cute blonde girl and remained trapped for eight months, but escape relatively unscathed. Insert your own bumper joke.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-yi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2130,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions\/2130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}