{"id":313,"date":"2007-06-26T12:50:01","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T18:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=313"},"modified":"2007-06-26T12:50:01","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T18:50:01","slug":"craziness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"Craziness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The State of California believes it can control the humping of <a href=\"http:\/\/biz.yahoo.com\/bw\/070607\/20070607006050.html?.v=1\">dogs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an idea.  Identify that 41 guys who voted for this and deport them to Venezuela, where they will get the government they want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The State of California believes it can control the humping of dogs. Here&#8217;s an idea. Identify that 41 guys who voted for this and deport them to Venezuela, where they will get the government they want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-nanny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-53","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}