{"id":409,"date":"2007-08-07T11:11:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T17:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=409"},"modified":"2007-08-07T11:15:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-07T17:15:39","slug":"madd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"MADD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If fricking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.classicalvalues.com\/archives\/2007\/08\/when_failure_to.html\">out of control<\/a>. (Hat tip, The Agitator).<\/p>\n<p>I particularly love the idea that my car shuts down if the gear shift sensor thinks I&#8217;ve had too much. I&#8217;m sure <em>that<\/em> will never malfunction while I&#8217;m in a high-crime area.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If fricking out of control. (Hat tip, The Agitator). I particularly love the idea that my car shuts down if the gear shift sensor thinks I&#8217;ve had too much. I&#8217;m sure that will never malfunction while I&#8217;m in a high-crime area.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-law-and-order","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2BzKF-madd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}