{"id":496,"date":"2007-09-15T15:07:43","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T21:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=496"},"modified":"2007-09-15T15:09:18","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T21:09:18","slug":"surreal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"Surreal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did I just dream this? I&#8217;m innocently watching the Ohio State-Washington game and there&#8217;s a Wendy&#8217;s commercial about how they use fresh not frozen beef (yeah, right). The commerical has a Wendy&#8217;s employee going to the freezer and finding a guy with a red pigtail wig playing a didjeridu.<\/p>\n<p>WTF?! Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snorting airplane glue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I just dream this? I&#8217;m innocently watching the Ohio State-Washington game and there&#8217;s a Wendy&#8217;s commercial about how they use fresh not frozen beef (yeah, right). The commerical has a Wendy&#8217;s employee going to the freezer and finding a guy with a red pigtail wig playing a didjeridu. WTF?! Looks like I picked the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=496\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Surreal<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2BzKF-surreal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}