{"id":608,"date":"2007-11-20T23:11:14","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T05:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=608"},"modified":"2007-11-20T23:11:14","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T05:11:14","slug":"some-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"Some Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bit of a windy gasbag lately. So <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/entertainment\/hollywood\/multimedia\/2007\/11\/gallery_star_trek_monsters?slide=1&#038;slideView=9\">here<\/a> is something funny; Star Trek&#8217;s cheesiest monsters:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>REDJAC<\/p>\n<p>Episode: &#8220;Wolf in the Fold&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Description: As it turns out, Jack the Ripper was actually a swirling pool of colorful clouds that traveled with humanity into space, killing ever more women and taking on ever more stupid names. It takes control of the Enterprise&#8217;s computers, and is defeated by a combination of Bones injecting everyone with happy juice and Spock telling the computer to calculate \u00cf\u20ac to the last digit.<\/p>\n<p>Powers: Serial murder, fear eating, starship control.<\/p>\n<p>Weaknesses: Drugs, math.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bit of a windy gasbag lately. So here is something funny; Star Trek&#8217;s cheesiest monsters: REDJAC Episode: &#8220;Wolf in the Fold&#8221; Description: As it turns out, Jack the Ripper was actually a swirling pool of colorful clouds that traveled with humanity into space, killing ever more women and taking on ever more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=608\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some Humor<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-9O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}