{"id":633,"date":"2007-11-30T21:10:40","date_gmt":"2007-12-01T03:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=633"},"modified":"2007-11-30T21:12:47","modified_gmt":"2007-12-01T03:12:47","slug":"lips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"Lips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell is up with actresses getting their lips blown up until they look like fish? Who finds this attractive?<\/p>\n<p>My wife likes to watch <i>Las Vegas<\/i> for some reason (my theory, she likes Josh Duhamel). Catching the occasional ep wasn&#8217;t so bad since it starred Vanessa Marcil and Nikki Cox. Then last year, I caught an episode, and Nikki Cox looked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.awfulplasticsurgery.com\/nikki.htm\">hideous<\/a>. And she&#8217;s not the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.awfulplasticsurgery.com\/archives\/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html\">only one<\/a> to get her lips exploded.<\/p>\n<p>If I looked anything like these women and some surgeon did this to me, I&#8217;d sue his ass off. But they think having scary trout pout instead of nice normal lips is attactive. Who thinks this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell is up with actresses getting their lips blown up until they look like fish? Who finds this attractive? My wife likes to watch Las Vegas for some reason (my theory, she likes Josh Duhamel). Catching the occasional ep wasn&#8217;t so bad since it starred Vanessa Marcil and Nikki Cox. Then last year, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=633\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lips<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2BzKF-lips","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}