{"id":650,"date":"2007-12-12T21:07:50","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T03:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=650"},"modified":"2007-12-12T21:07:50","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T03:07:50","slug":"chipmunks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"Chipmunks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good God, does that Chipmunks movie look bad. The sooner it gets into the theaters and flops, the sooner its awful ads will be off the air and the happier I will be.<\/p>\n<p>(Memo to Hollywood: parodying <i>The Matrix<\/i> is no longer funny.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good God, does that Chipmunks movie look bad. The sooner it gets into the theaters and flops, the sooner its awful ads will be off the air and the happier I will be. (Memo to Hollywood: parodying The Matrix is no longer funny.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-au","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}