{"id":737,"date":"2008-02-22T04:12:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T10:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=737"},"modified":"2008-02-22T04:14:28","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T10:14:28","slug":"tastefully-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"Tastefully Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK. Who had Lindsey Lohan in the pool for the first celebuskank to <i>officially<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/media.nymag.com\/fashion\/08\/spring\/44247\/\">pose nude<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>First we had Paris&#8217; leaked tape. Then Britney&#8217;s &#8220;accidental&#8221; flash. Then Vanessa Hudgens joined the fun. There&#8217;s a progression here. It&#8217;s now only a matter of who will be the <i>first<\/i> to do a major release X-rated film with a rhinoceros.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. Who had Lindsey Lohan in the pool for the first celebuskank to officially pose nude. First we had Paris&#8217; leaked tape. Then Britney&#8217;s &#8220;accidental&#8221; flash. Then Vanessa Hudgens joined the fun. There&#8217;s a progression here. It&#8217;s now only a matter of who will be the first to do a major release X-rated film with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=737\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tastefully Done<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-bT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}