{"id":794,"date":"2008-04-20T21:45:56","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T03:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=794"},"modified":"2008-04-20T21:45:56","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T03:45:56","slug":"cowardly-lions-72-my-grandmother-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=794","title":{"rendered":"Cowardly Lions 72, My Grandmother 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rivals.com has the <a href=\"http:\/\/collegefootball.rivals.com\/content.asp?CID=797234\">rundown<\/a> on the most chickenshit football programs in that nation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>3. Western Carolina at Florida State, Sept. 6\/Chattanooga at Florida State, Sept. 13: Chattanooga and Western Carolina are the two worst programs in the Southern Conference; they combined to go 3-19 last season. Plus, these are the first two home games of the season for the Seminoles (yeah, the fans will be psyched to see those &#8220;contests&#8221;). Then again, Florida State figures to be wracked by academic suspensions, so playing two patsies \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and getting two more wins for Bobby Bowden \u00e2\u20ac\u201c might be the best way to start the season.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get too big a grin, Christopher.  PSU&#8217;s &#8220;contest&#8221; against Coastal Carolina comes in at #2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rivals.com has the rundown on the most chickenshit football programs in that nation: 3. Western Carolina at Florida State, Sept. 6\/Chattanooga at Florida State, Sept. 13: Chattanooga and Western Carolina are the two worst programs in the Southern Conference; they combined to go 3-19 last season. Plus, these are the first two home games of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=794\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cowardly Lions 72, My Grandmother 2<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-cO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}