{"id":830,"date":"2008-05-22T00:10:34","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T06:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=830"},"modified":"2008-05-22T00:10:34","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T06:10:34","slug":"the-n-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"The N Word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At long and blessed last.<\/p>\n<p>I love my powerbook.  For a scientist, having a computer that can blog, browse, play movies\/music <i>and<\/i> run unix scripts is a dream come true.  But after five years it is increasingly becoming a  pain in the ass.  I&#8217;ve replaced the power cord and battery God knows how many times.  The memory is starting to creak under the increasing load of OS X.  I can&#8217;t afford to replace it as my grants are dead.  (Right now, I&#8217;m testing out a macbook for my in-laws.  Sweeeet.  I hate being poor.)<\/p>\n<p>For the last few months, my keyboard has become increasingly erratic.  In fact, almost all of the n&#8217;s you&#8217;ve read in my posts &#8212; here, at Moorewatch or at Right-Thinking &#8212; have been cut-and-pasted since that key has been dead since March.  I finally got a replacement part, replaced the keyboard and I&#8217;m happily typing on a working board.  Bliss.  The only problem is that I&#8217;ve become used to the pasting.  It&#8217;s hard to write &#8220;nincompoops&#8221; without spelling it &#8220;control-v-i-control-v-c-etc.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, don&#8217;t <i>ever<\/i> look under a keyboard.  I mean ever.  I&#8217;ve seen bone tumors cut out.  I&#8217;ve seen skin grafts made.  I&#8217;ve removed a toilet drainpipe.  I have a one-year old baby.  I&#8217;ve seen my share of gross stuff.  But good God Almighty is keyboard fluff disgusting.  We type in that stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At long and blessed last. I love my powerbook. For a scientist, having a computer that can blog, browse, play movies\/music and run unix scripts is a dream come true. But after five years it is increasingly becoming a pain in the ass. I&#8217;ve replaced the power cord and battery God knows how many times. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=830\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The N Word<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BzKF-do","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}