{"id":932,"date":"2008-08-15T20:34:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-16T02:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=932"},"modified":"2008-08-15T20:34:10","modified_gmt":"2008-08-16T02:34:10","slug":"kobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"Kobe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Christ, I just saw an NBC puff piece on Kobe Bryant.  It would been quicker and more entertaining if the reporter had simply sucked Kobe&#8217;s dick.  He asked, I shit you not, if loving your country was outdated.<\/p>\n<p>This is journalism?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Christ, I just saw an NBC puff piece on Kobe Bryant. It would been quicker and more entertaining if the reporter had simply sucked Kobe&#8217;s dick. He asked, I shit you not, if loving your country was outdated. This is journalism?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2BzKF-kobe","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelsiegel.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}