OK, I understand that not everyone has the same taste in music. For some people, mariachi music is charming, entertaining and fun. Fine.
But, please, if you are in a crowded restaurant, could you please PLEASE for the love of God limit yourself to three songs or fewer? Having the band surrounding your table for an entire hour is just begging to have a chair thrown in your direction.
If I’d had cash, I would have paid the guys $20 to go away. Just for a few minutes. My entire dinner conversation consisted of this:
Dad: Do you want flu shots when you’re in Atlanta?
Me: Do I want to do shots with the nanny?