When Sporks Attack

Adventures in government accounting:

No, the obvious question is actually, “The government thought they were sending Katrinians THIRTY SIX MILLION dollars’ worth of SPORKS? And no one saw this as odd?”

“Hey there, friend. We’re sorry your house blew away and/or flooded, not necessarily in that order; here, have some sporks. No, really, take as many as you want.”

No one found it odd that 42% of Katrina aid had apparently been spent on sporks? This goes beyond failure of oversight. Someone failed to oversee, undersee, or see anything outside the inside of their own ass.

Thursday Night Linkorama

  • Why does this happen in every economic downturn? The states splurge and splurge. And the second the economy tumbles, they scream poverty. Correction. I understand why they do it. Why does the press not call them on it?
  • Look like New Orleans is following New York’s bad example. Drumming up conviction rates by throwing minority pot smokers in prison. Why is Barack Obama not talking about this?
  • Megan McArdle defends oil speculators. I don’t know enough to really comment but I do know that banning oil speculation crosses me as (a) impossible and; (b) a ripe target for unintended consequences.
  • What a moment.
  • Boy, with every day that passes, Elliot Spitzer turns out to be a bigger scumbag than we thought.
  • Refined

    I knew something stunk in this insipid article by Howell Raines about how the oil industry is causing the oil spike. One of his big claims was that:

    But the oil companies themselves choked supply by closing more than half of their 300 U.S. refineries in the past 25 years

    Notice what Raines didn’t say. He didn’t say that oil companies has reduced their refining capacity, just the number of refineries. This is typical — a Michael Moore trick to say something truthful while appearing to say something that’s a lie. And indeed, it is a lie.

    Sorry to contradict theology with facts, but U. S. refining capacity actually increased by 11% in the last 23 years.

    Stats from DOE Energy Information Administration show refining capacity in 2008 as 17,588 TBD (thousand barrels a day of crude distillation capacity) vs. 15,659 TBD in 1985 (earliest year for which data is on-line).

    Yes, in the last 25 years, a lot of small, inefficient plants were shut down.

    These shutdowns were more than offset by significant expansion of capacity at larger, more efficient refineries, which can process a much wider range of input (not just “light, sweet” credit). In addition, these larger plants have much more complex secondary refining capacity (e.g. catalytic crackers, reformers, desulfurization units) so that they actually squeeze out much more usable products from each barrel of crude, so that net production capacity has probably increased more than the above stats would indicate. Also, the more complex refineries meet higher standards for product quality (e.g. lead-free, “clean” gasoline) and refinery environment and safety.

    As I blog, I flatter myself to think I’m getting a little better at this exercise. Realizing when someone uses a fact (there are fewer refineries) to imply a falsehood (refinery capacity is down).

    Lifespan

    I’m fascinated by this map, showing average lifespan. I have no idea how this is measured, so some helping of salt may be in order. There is clearly a pattern of northern states having longer lifespans — which somewhat corresponds to obesity rates. But why does Minnesota have such a long lifespan? What’s with that little squiggle in southern Texas? Or that blob in southwestern Florida?

    And Purple Horseshoes

    You know, I can remember distinctly the big news when Lucky Charms added purple horseshoes to its list. Now, according to sporcle, they’ve had all sorts of stuff thrown in. Egad. I can’t feed my daughter that.

    Ha, I just read on wikipedia, the following:

    For a brief period of time in 1975, Lucky the Leprechaun was replaced as the cereal’s mascot by Waldo the Wizard, who performed better in focus groups and initial market tests than Lucky. Waldo was quickly retired, and Lucky once again reinstated a year later.

    Market twits. What do they know? They probably went on to produce New Coke a decade later. I’ve never understood that mentality in corporate America. We’ve had something that has sold extremely well. Let’s mess with it!

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