Maybe I was too harsh on the Nobel Committee. It seems everyone is giving out award for things that haven’t happened yet. Popular Mechanics gave an award for outstanding product to the Crunchpad Tablet, which, technically speaking, has not been made available to the public. And Princeton’s new hospital building was named one of the 20 most beautiful hospitals even thought, technically speaking, it’s a steel skeleton at this point.

I now think I need to submit my novel for the Pulitzer Prize. Because if I ever finish it, it’s going to be fucking awesome.