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Category Archives: Humor
Jean That Wink at You
The Final Word
On moon landing conspiracies.
I was once at an expensive restaurant in Atlanta that, I am convinced, was doing this.
Dropping the Ball
Have I said lately that I love cracked. Surely, I must have.
More bad tattoos.
So much going on the internets, so little time.
Sci Fi Cliches
I’m Mike Siegel and I approve of this message.
You know what’s pathetic? I think this actually sounds kind of yummy.
I used to be superstitious as all hell. Seriously, a bad hand of cards would seem like an omen to me. Fortunately, I’ve (mostly) outgrown that. So Cracked’s look at dumb superstitions is a great read. Here’s there explanation of why cats are bad luck:
It didn’t help that a number of pre-Christian peoples such as the Norse, Celts and Egyptians had cat gods, or at least considered the animal sacred. Once Christianity became the sexy new religion in town, old beliefs were branded witchcraft and cats found themselves guilty by association. Often simply owning a cat was considered proof of witchery. There was even widespread extermination of cats during medieval times, which kind of backfired when they were no longer around to kill plague-infested rats, which in turn wiped out half of Europe. Whoops. But hey, at least they were safe from those goddamn witches.
We had nothing but black cats when I was growing up. Of course, maybe they were the reason I couldn’t get lucky in high school.
Finally, a use for twitter.
Indoor penguin pool? Indoor penguin pool.
This mockery of the snuggie is good too.
In addition to being an alchemist, he has the godlike ability to create life, and once created Sassette, a female smurf. If he can make his own smurfs, why does he continue to hunt the free ones? Because he’s fucking Gargamel, that’s why!